When I first moved to New York, I saw a lot of Off-Off-Broadway shows for $15. Back then, that was the going rate for independent theatre, generally performed under Equity Showcase contracts. Sometimes it was amazing. Sometimes it was mediocre. Sometimes I wanted a refund.
These days, I'm less likely to see a show on a whim. Since moving to the Bronx, it's become more of an ordeal to get into the theatre district and then back home again to get to bed at a reasonable hour. If I'm going out to see a show, I'm less willing to take chances than I was when I lived in Hell's Kitchen.
("Hmm... a show called Vampyres? Only $15? Playing right around the corner? Inspired by the theories of Antonin Artaud? How bad could it be?" Answer: very.)
Today, however, I had rehearsal in Midtown for a one-act play I'm directing. We had to be out of our rehearsal space before 6:30, which made it quite convenient to grab a slice and see a show. As I've complained recently, theatre in New York just hasn't been the same since covid, and there wasn't a lot I wanted to see that I could get a cheap ticket for at the last minute.
That's when I stumbled upon (NO)REFUNDS, a brilliant Off-Off-Broadway show playing now at TheatreLab. The piece is the brainchild of Katy Murphy, who appears onstage as Tiffany Gold, a buxom blond gameshow host who gives a "star player"--who has paid considerably more than $15--a chance to win back some of that money by playing a series of games before the live audience.
A show like this is going to be different every night, but the performance I saw was both hysterically funny and at moments deeply touching. In the midst of a play about artificiality, in which everything about the host, Tiffany Gold, appears to be fake, the audience comes to find moments of incredible sincerity.
So if you're looking to take a chance on a show playing beyond Broadway and Off-Broadway, I thoroughly recommend (NO)REFUNDS. It definitely isn't one of those shows where you'll want your money back.






